knitsock ([personal profile] knitsock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-18 06:56 pm

Mid-Fuck


Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 
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torine ([personal profile] torine) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-18 04:22 pm
Entry tags:

WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY? a show and tell meme




  • Tell us everything you ate yesterday.
  • Respond to others in person, through text, etc.
  • Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.
  • If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!
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    Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2025-12-18 04:19 pm

    [ SECRET POST #6922 ]


    ⌈ Secret Post #6922 ⌋

    Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


    01.


    More! )


    Notes:

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    supermeme ([personal profile] supermeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-18 12:35 pm

    Does dennys have a holiday special

    It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.





    Except Denny's.


    RULES

    1. Post to the meme.
    2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
    3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.
    parrygripp ([personal profile] parrygripp) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-18 12:30 pm

    🌲 the holly, jolly, naughty list 🌲




     


    (kink)shame your muse(s)!

    It's  simple, really. Think of the age-old practice of dog shaming, but hornier, and with better results.

    HOW TO PLAY
    • Post your character with a 'shameful' kink as the subject.
      • Shame here is subjective. We don't really care what the kink is so long as they're being outed for it.
      • But God bless them if they have a humiliation kink...
    • Those who respond can bully, shame, humiliate, make things worse... or they might offer to indulge? 

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    jigglypuff ([personal profile] jigglypuffpuff) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-18 08:22 am

    AMA @Fortanon


    Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!

    Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


    Here are some examples:

    • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
    • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
    • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
    • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
    • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
    • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.
     
    isockenstein ([personal profile] isockenstein) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-18 06:33 am

    I was made for loving you

    MONSTER'S BRIDE


    There's a long precedent in folklore and myth of beautiful young people - both men and women - being kidnapped by monsters: dragons, beasts, goblins, demons, elves, vampires, wolves, or even evil humans. In the end, however, these prisoners are almost always rescued and brought back to civilization to live a normal and happy life.

    But what if they didn't want to leave their jailor?

    They've seen behind the surface and have begun to sympathize with this "monster;" no, more than that, they've fallen for them. Will this story have a happy ending? Will the monster believe that anyone could love them? Most importantly, though, can the two of them be left alone without any attempts at a "rescue?"


    how to play
    • Comment with your character, your preference, and what role they'll play. Feel free to AU characters to your desired role.
    • Reply to others.
    • Thread anything that could remotely fit under the umbrella theme. Was the kidnapping just that, or did both parties know (and care) for each other before, making it a collaborative, mutual effort? Perhaps you'd prefer to play the actual Beauty and The Beast-style getting to know each other or seeing behind the grizzly facade. What about an attempted "rescue?" Or maybe you could thread out a scene where the prisoner runs away from the society they were forced back into and returns to their beloved beast! It's all up to you. You could even do smut if you wanted to, but this isn't a smut meme.

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    ceejdoesroleplay ([personal profile] ceejdoesroleplay) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 09:21 pm

    Winter Wonderland

    Winter Wonderland Meme

    it's quiet
    and the snow's beautiful tonight → a winter open meme

    ‧ post with whatever character you want
    ‧ responders roll for weather + scenario and get to threading
    ‧ ???
    ‧ profit



    snowfall;


    stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white.
    stage ii; very light and intermittent.
    stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods.
    stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall.
    stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it.


    scenarios;


    ① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on.

    ② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do?

    ③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all.

    ④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!!

    ⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket.

    ⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips.

    ⑦ mix and match, or make up your own ‧:❉:‧
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    sockhopsolly ([personal profile] sockhopsolly) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 06:17 pm

    Eight Nights, 44 Candles



    The Hanukkah Meme

    I have a little dreidel
    I made it in my mind,
    An imaginary dreidel
    Is the hardest one to find!



    WHAT TO DO:

    1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.

    2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.

    3. Reply to people!

    4. Remember, the best way to reheat leftover latkes is in an air fryer.

    OPTIONS:
    Options under the cut )
    hollyhobbies ([personal profile] hollyhobbies) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 06:15 pm

    Shipping text







    love letters + shipping texts meme


    • comment with your character.
    • other people will reply to you.
    • your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
    • have fun!

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    Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2025-12-17 05:29 pm

    [ SECRET POST #6921 ]


    ⌈ Secret Post #6921 ⌋

    Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


    01.


    More! )


    Notes:

    Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 24 secrets from Secret Submission Post #988.
    Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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    theseshadesaregucci ([personal profile] theseshadesaregucci) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 02:37 pm

    Nonverbal prompts




    100 nonverbal prompts

    → post with your character and preferences

    → others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!

    → write a starter based on the prompts




    Read more... )
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    ƴ☺ʊя ḟøґℯṽ℮ґ ℊḯґℓ ([personal profile] sausagefests) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 02:08 pm

    platonic or romantic cuddle buddies are both v valid


    "i'd cuddle that" meme
    for all the fluff lovers out there + fans of platonic cuddling, too!

    🫂 comment with your character.
    🫂 bakerstreet answers the burning questions for today's informed citizens: is your character cuddleworthy?
    🫂 they'll let you know. because you were dying without this vital feedback.

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    sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-18 06:44 am

    FFA DW Post #2401 This hero's not metallic, ultra-phallic, & italic: why, it could be DICK LIGHTNING

     
    Dick lightning sounds like a painful STI symptom.

    I went "Oh it's that thing from Grease" without clocking onto why that was wrong for a full minute at least.


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    sockdere ([personal profile] sockdere) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 11:13 am

    The loyalty to protect you, not the royalty to have you


    Romantasy Meme
    A meme with prompts inspired by the romantasy genre.

    RULES
    - Like most memes, comment and get comments.
    - Venture on to read a scroll of prompts.
    Read more... )
    buckynats ([personal profile] buckynats) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 08:21 am

    (un)likely

    IS LOVE LIKELY?




    Hold up a mirror. Look into it. Really stare at it, taking in every detail, every curve of your face.

    Because we're about to do some self-reflection, gang.

    HOW TO PLAY
    ✱ Comment with all the regs.
    ✱ Instead of topping and dropping, however, you're character is about to (probably traumadump and) dissect the the following topic with the scalpel of honesty: how likely is it that they'll find lifelong happiness with The One.
    ✱ Be real.
    ✱ Be really real.
    ✱ Don't worry, you're among friends. We'll tell anyone if they're actually Unlovable.
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    promenades ([personal profile] promenades) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 06:19 am

    Christmas wishlist

    the CHRISTMAS WISHLIST meme



    What to do

    ★ Post with your character! DO NOT put their name and canon in the header. Instead put a wish they might like to have fulfilled.
    Examples: I'd like a cupcake | I want to be a doctor when I grow up | I wish someone would do my homework for me

    ★ Look around at the wishes of other characters! If you see one your character can either fulfill, help with, or at least offer encouragement or advice for... tag them!
    mistletoeings ([personal profile] mistletoeings) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-17 06:13 am

    In that home for the holidays stretch



    mistletoe meme 🎄💋✨

    you know the drill. but just in case you don't, the festive plant that hangs around, makes puppies sick, and is a good excuse for a little kissu.

    1) basic. it's a christmas party. someone thought it'd be funny. oh no, here we both are. you know what that means! ha ha. we don't have to, but i'm down. jk... unless???

    2) magic. some unknown force is trapping you under this plant until tonsil hockey occurs. you don't have to like it, but you do have to play. or stand there forever, see if i care!

    3) extra strength. you wouldn't want to play this silly mistletoe game, usually, only for some reason you can't quite resist. what's a little kiss? and once you start, it's just like pringles... ya it is a seasonal sex pollen what do u want from me

    4) wildcard. do whatever you want babes! mistletoe but it makes you big mad for some reason. everything is normal but the plant is FAKE AND GLITTERY and that's against the spirit of things. mistletoe but it is an alternate universe in the tradition is to fight instead. mistletoe but they agree to very sedate cheek kisses cuz they're just friends. chase ur bliss 💋
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    justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-16 11:12 pm

    Romantic Feeding

     
    ROMANTIC FEEDING shipping meme

    The stomach being the way to the heart is not exclusive to men. So now, it's time to share some food with that crush, lover, significant other of yours. Mmm! And more than that, you're going to feed them! Whether it's all in fun, flirting, because they're injured and need assistance, or some other reason, you're determined to see them get a square meal.

    In contrast, you could be the one getting fed. Open up and, no matter what, be glad someone cares!

    HOW TO PLAY
    • Comment with your character, preferences, and whether they're being fed or doing the feeding.
    • Tag others.
    • RNG that shiz.
    • Cuteness ensues.

      Prompts )

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    Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2025-12-16 05:22 pm

    [ SECRET POST #6920 ]


    ⌈ Secret Post #6920 ⌋

    Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


    01.



    More! )


    Notes:

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